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'Wanted Poster' Love Certificate
When a Love Certificate is the Best Way to Express Romance...
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$3.50 Reg.
$2.50 SALE
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'Wanted Poster' Love Certificate
This is a fun way to let your husband or wife know that you completely delight in his or her kisses! You simply CANNOT get enough of them!
AUTOMATICALLY UPON PURCHASE (IF HAVING SHIPPED), A FULL-SIZED SIMULATED ONE-MILLION DOLLAR BILL (LOOKS REAL!!!) WILL BE MAILED FIRST CLASS POSTAGE TO YOU ALONG WITH THE CERTIFICATE! PLACE THEM TOGETHER FOR YOUR HUSBAND OR WIFE TO FIND! IF HAVING EMAILED, THERE WILL BE A BILL TO PRINT, CUT AND PLACE WITH CERTIFICATE.
Certificate Reads:
WANTED
[Chalk outline picture here]
(Photo of Last Crime Scene)
________________ (name of recipient)
AKA. ‘The Million-Dollar Kisser’
Crime Description:
This infamous criminal (who has eluded the authorities for many, many years), has the notorious reputation of giving the most incredibly delicious and sensual kisses that leave the victim defenseless against further attacks.
WARNING!
Do NOT try to subdue this criminal single-handedly. This hardcore felon is armed and dangerous with the most powerful and potent kisses that have the ability to render the victim helpless to fend off further sensual and sexual advances.
For your own safety, follow prescribed course of action in the presence of this person:
Lay down that money and take your kiss like the love-whipped puppy you are!
Posted by: ____________ (name of giver), Captain of the ‘Marital Love Police’
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THIS CERTIFICATE (IF HAVING SHIPPED), IS PRINTED ON WHITE OR CREAM 80-POUND CARDSTOCK.
When ordering this certificate, please thoroughly fill out ORDER INFORMATION block below.
Your Choice of Cardstock Color: White, Cream
Your Choice of Presentation Method:
Personalized & emailed to you (pdf format)
USPS Ground (4-6 business days) No tracking available
USPS Priority (2-3 business days) Tracking included
USPS Express (1-2 days guaranteed) Tracking included
This is Fun, Fantastic Romance for Husband & Wife!
Same-day shipping on orders before 3pm, Eastern Time.
Ships USPS.
Discreetly packaged for your privacy.
PDF-formatted certificates emailed worldwide.
PDF-formatted certificates usually completed and emailed within 20 minutes to one hour.
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Features
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- 8-1/2" x 11" Certificate
- Personalized Name of Recipient
- Personalized Name of Giver
- Comes with Simulated One-Million-Dollar Bill
- Sexy, Sassy Love Certificate Romance!
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Specifications
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Printed Document |
8-1/2" wide x 11" long |
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All Prices in US Dollars
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